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When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old man sitting on a park bench sobbing his eyes out. I stopped and asked him what was wrong. He said, “I have a 22 year old wife at home. She rubs my back every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee.”

I said, “Well, then why are you crying?”

He said, “She makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies, cleans the house and then watches sports TV with me for the rest of the afternoon.”

I said, “Well, why are you crying?”

He said, “For dinner she makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love with me until the wee hours”

I said, “Well, why in the world would you be crying?”

He said, “I can’t remember where I live!”

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For senior citizens, health should be the top priority. In most cases, they would need to change their exercise behavior and the way they look at health in general. There are a lot of things that will be changing especially when you are already in the senior years. Some of those changes include food intake and exercises. A drastic change is not good. It has to be done gradually and from time to time.

In order to help in the process, try using sticky notes. Leave brief messages on your steering wheel, on your daily planner, on your fridge, in your mirror or on your desk drawer and closet. Try to make positive messages and encourage yourself. These notes can act as your own personal wellness coach.

After working his farm every day, an old farmer rarely had time to enjoy the large pond in the back that he had fixed up years earlier with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and benches. So one evening he decided to go down and see how things were holding up. Much to his surprise, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a group of young women skinny dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, “We’re not coming out until you leave.”

The old farmer replied, “I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond naked. I only came down to feed the alligator.”

Moral: Old age and treachery will always triumph over youth and skill.

*source: http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Seniors.htm

Healthday News – It is not new to hear senior citizens breaking their bones. Although it is sad, it is a reality. When they break bones in their arms for example, a splint or a cast is applied to help heal the broken bone.

While the cast does the job in healing the bone, the cast has to be taken care of too. Here are some of the suggestions that the American Academy of Orthopaedic Surgeons offer:

1. Keep the casts dry. When you shower, cover it with at least 2 layers of waterproof protection.

2. If you have a walking cast installed, give it plenty of time to dry and to harden before you even try to walk on it.

3. Do not pull out the stuffing or break the edges off the cast. You need to inspect it regularly for weak spots or visible cracks.

4. Do not stick any objects, poweders or deodorants under the cast. Talk to your doctor if cast feels itchy and you feel a need to scratch.

*Source: http://www.suddenlysenior.com/grandmasapron.html

The principle use of Grandma’s apron was to protect the dress underneath, but along with that, it served as a holder for removing hot pans from the oven.

It was wonderful for drying children’s tears, and on occasion was even used for cleaning out dirty ears.

From the chicken-coop, the apron was used for carrying eggs, fussy chicks, and sometimes half-hatched eggs to be finished in the warming oven.

When company came, those aprons were ideal hiding places for shy kids. And when the weather was cold, grandma wrapped it around her arms. Those big old aprons wiped many a perspiring brow, bent over the hot wood stove.

Chips and kindling wood were brought into the kitchen in that apron. From the garden, it carried all sorts of vegetables. After the peas had been shelled, it carried out the hulls. In the fall, the apron was used to bring in apples that had fallen from the trees.

When unexpected company drove up the road, it was surprising how much furniture that old apron could dust in a matter of seconds.

When dinner was ready, Grandma walked out onto the porch, waved her apron, and the men knew it was time to come in from the fields to dinner.

It will be a long time before someone invents something that will replace that “old-time apron” that served so many purposes.

Send this to those who would know, and love the story about Grandma’s aprons.

REMEMBER THIS!

Grandma used to set her hot baked apple pies on the window sill to cool. Her granddaughters set theirs on the window sill to thaw.